- NEW ARRIVALS
- THE GEEKOUT
- YOU HAVE 0 ITEM(S)
IN YOUR CART
STEP 1READ OUR DIABOLICAL PLAN
- You refer traffic to us from your website.
- We pay you money. A LOT OF MONEY!
$2 for every t-shirt you sell. It’s crazy
we know, but when you’re trying to take over
the universe, you gotta think big.
- After becoming wealthier than Bill Gates,
and China combined, you cryogenically seal
yourself for the next four hundred years.
Emerging from your cryostasis in the year
2411 you are greeted by the chairman of
604Republic. He informs you that
thanks to you, through an ever-growing
network of cotton farms and midget clones
604Republic has brought peace and prosperity to the known universe. Except for the Klingons, we killed all those bastards.
STEP 2LISTEN TO THE DINOSAURS
STEP 3THERE'S ONLY ONE THING LEFT...
Join our republic today by clicking that giant button down there:
Still not convinced? The dinosaurs did not persuade you? You say you need more info? Check out the section below with the nitty gritty details.
Questions? Email us: firstname.lastname@example.org
Whether you’re a sophisticated affiliate marketer, proud website owner, social network maniac with two bajillion facebook friends and three bajillion twitter followers or just trying to make a couple of extra couple of bucks by convincing your friends to buy some of our awesome gear, our affiliate program is perfect for you. Here’s why:
- SUPER-HIGH commissions. At $2 per t-shirt, you’re going to have a hard time finding higher rates for similarly priced products and services.
- LIFETIME CUSTOMERS - Every customer you refer to us becomes a lifetime earning customer for you. If they ever come back and make subsequent purchases with our store, you will receive a secondary smaller (50%) commission on each of those purchases.
- 90 DAY COOKIE - If the customer you referred to our site does not make a purchase right away, but comes back within 90 days of their original visit, their purchases will still count towards your commissions.
- We offer incredible, high-quality products that SELL. Most of our products are impulse purchases which means that our average conversion rates are high. Excellent customer service and a great shopping experience are our primary goals for every customer.
- LOW PAYMENT THRESHOLDS - We pay promptly at the end of every month via Paypal or company check based on your preference. You must have a total accrued commission of $50 in order to be paid, otherwise your balance will carry over to the next month until you have reached $50.
- REAL-TIME STATS - You can access your affiliate account at any time to view your commissions, click-throughs and historical cash earned.