HERE'S A SUPER EASY WAY TO EARN STORE CREDIT
Did you buy something in our
awesome store? YES? Good!
Proceed to Step 2. Otherwise go
and buy something you
cheapskate, then come back
and start earning some seriously
awesome store credit.
Take a PHOTO or VIDEO of yourself
wearing our gear and send it to: firstname.lastname@example.org. Depending
on the awesomeness of your submission you'll be rewarded with store credit.
See our awesome sauce meter below for a guide on how to maximize store credit.
Once we've gotten your photo or video
an internal panel comprised of the most
discriminating awesome sauce judges
will determine how much store credit to award
you with. Your submission will then live on in infamy
in our 604FANATICS gallery.
THE AWESOME SAUCE METER
We're looking for the most creative, awesome filled, crazy, sexy, and rad photos and videos of you wearing our gear.
Here's some ridiculous examples of what kind of store credit to expect based on how high your submission scores on
our awesome sauce meter.
You’ve clearly not put any
effort into this, and sent us
a blurry, grainy, dark photo
of what could either be a
human being or a gelatnious
cube. We’re not sure.
Somehow you managed to trip over
your camera and snap a photo of
yourself wearing something from our
store. Unfortunately it would seem
your digital camera is from 2003 and a
green tinged 400x300 pic just won’t get
Holy shit on a stick Batman!
Your camera wasn’t built in the
dark ages; you’ve managed to
snap and submit a clear, high
res pic of yourself wearing our
gear and it would appear that
there are currently no pee stains
on your pants.
You’ve either discovered the wonder of
moving pictures (video) or by some stroke
of creative genius managed to send us a
photo of you doing something nerdy like
playing a video game or getting beat up
by a meathead.
As a male, you’ve made a compelling
argument for getting this much store
credit by sending us a pic or vid of you
with a geeky celebrity or making your
poor pet do something ridiculous, yet
hilarious. As a female you’ve sent us a pic
or a vid of you being all sexy and geeky like.
Bonus points for nerdy glasses.
Whatever you’re sending us here is good enough to
likely wind up making the rounds on reddit. It clearly
involved some effort, bribing of officials, costumes and
an unwilling participant or two. The end result is a
modestly epic masterpiece.
You and your friends have
created the greatest fan pic or
video of all time. It features Cylons,
goats, Wil Wheaton and acts of
unspeakable nerdery. Participants
may be half-naked halflings and
somehow currently riding a
wildebeast, while waving a
battle-axe and wearing our gear.